Artist's Notebook: My Adventures With Heart Failure
Stand back or feel my power!
If the LifeVest detects a life-threatening problem, the machine will beep loudly, a red light will flash, the pads will buzz against my body, and a voice will shout a warning. I can hold down the red flashing button and give my heart time to correct itself to avoid the Big Zap (if I’m conscious enough to press the buttons, the zap isn’t needed).
I opted to make little cards to hand out to onlookers as well, like the ones deaf people distribute. If I can no longer press the buttons, the LifeVest will warn onlookers to “not touch patient”lest a Good Samaritan share in the juice. So far, I haven’t had an episode: no warning, no buttons, no shock.
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