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From Health magazine
Actress and comedian Amy Sedaris, featured in the new movie Jennifer?s Body, shares her very personal tricks for joy-packed days.
Being healthy means ?
Never having to say you?re sorry.
My ultimate late-night craving is ?
To go to bed with a stomach so full that it?s tight.
Cupcakes are ?
Prone to going stale after two days.
You?ll never catch me eating ?
Huevos rancheros or a breakfast burrito.
I work out because ?
If I don?t, I?ll never leave my apartment.
At the gym, you?ll find me ?
Making excuses for why I can?t exercise that day.
The person who epitomizes real beauty is ?
A rare breed.
Playing Jerri Blank—who?s not conventionally attractive—in Strangers With Candy has made me ...
Receive compliments that I am more attractive than Jerri Blank.
My favorite kind of book to snuggle up with is ?
A tragedy, crime novel, or mystery.
The number-one rule for entertaining is ?
?Go with what you know.?
My family makes me ?
Realize that no matter how hard you try, you really can?t reinvent yourself.
Being humorist and author David Sedaris?s little sister is ?
A full-time job.
The best lesson my family taught me was ?
Timing.
I am absurdly grateful for ?
My health and opportunities that come my way—and that I am only allergic to shellfish.
I spoil myself by ...
Not having a cellular phone.
My happy-life motto is ?
?This too will change.?
