PistachiOats Heart Healthy Cookie Original

Category: Wild card

Crunch factor: Not in the same zip code as crunchy

Taste: Described as a cookie, these snacks looked and tasted more like desiccated oat-bran muffins. The mealy texture had most tasters reaching for a glass of water—and agreeing they’d rather eat pistachios and then have a “real” cookie. However, one rebel enjoyed them and asked for more.

Overall score: 1.75 out of 5.

The bottom line: A dried-up bran muffin top.